Funny Stuff
At Green Chair we enjoy a good laugh, and we get things sent to us by friends or find things that we want to share. Take a look at some of the things we've found. Please send us some of funny things, and we'll try to put them up here:
Excerpts from Court
Reporters
These are actual excerpts taken from the courts. Here is my favorite:
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy.
Ricky Gervais - Extras
- Ian McKellen (VIDEO)
Funny clip of Ricky Gervais with Ian McKellen
about acting.
Ricky Gervais - Extras - Talking with His Agent
Ricky Gervais is frustated with his agent for not getting him
more gigs. The agent is having difficulty understanding the time
difference between England and Hollywood.
Orlando Bloom on Extras (VIDEO)
He
is really funny talking about how women love him more than Johnny
Depp.
Dove Evolution Spoof (VIDEO)
You should take a look at the original first and then see the spoof.
They are from YouTube.
Calvin and Hobbes Snowman Cartoons
These are some classic cartoons from Calvin & Hobbes featuring
snowmen.
Practical Jokes
Take a look at some of the practical jokes we've done, and also
some submitted to us.
Funny Office Workers
If you have a small company and need some fake names, feel free
to use these.
Can You Read This?
This is an amazing letter that will have you scratching your head.
Finding Nemo
After a long time, Nemo has finally been found. See the picture.
Pillsbury Doughboy Dies
Read his sad obituary. He was such a rock of our community.
Saddam's Makeover
It is now clear what Saddam had planned to do with the $750K he
was found with when captured as this pic and the business card of
a famous plastic surgeon were also found in the suitcase full of
money. Take a look at the picture he was to have changed his appearance
to and you can see he did have aperfect plan of escape from Iraq.
Martha Stewart
A little fun at the expense of the queen of domesticality and insider
trading.
Colorado Barbie
If you're a Colorado resident or former resident, you'll get a kick
out of the descriptions of the new Barbies that have come our honoring
Coloradoans.
New Business Terms
Definition for the people and situations we experience at work,
such the Seagull Manager, a manager, who flies
in, makes a lot of noise, craps over everything, and then leaves.
Asterisk
This came from my friend David. He and I worked together for a couple
years and would put exaggerated warnings on brochures and T-shirts,
a la Happy Fun Ball from Saturday Night Live—"Do not
taunt Happy Fun Ball."
Blonde Getting Car
Fixed
A gag by some Detroit radio DJs. ( 589KB audio file )
Lifeguard Take a Break (VIDEO)
This is a stunt from the WB's "The Jamie Kennedy Experiment".
Photo Illustrations
We've had some fun with Photoshop by changing pictures sent to us.
Mouse virus
How destructive viruses can be.
Beautiful Celebrities Gone Obese
What your favorite celebrity beauties would look like if they put
on a few pounds
Winter Cartoons
A couple funny cartoons that have to do with winter and Christmas.
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